Read this today ... thought it was pretty good ..
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father.
He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!"
The father calmly decided to be logical. "What if you get hungry?" he asked.
"Then I'll come home and eat!," bravely declared the child.
"And what if you run out of money?"
"I will come home and get some!" readily replied the child.
The man then made a final attempt, "What if your clothes get dirty?"
"Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them," was the reply.
The man shook his head- "This kid is not running away from home; he's off to college."
Please share anything you have seen or heard lately that makes you laugh?
Holly
2 comments:
But But But, you were on a ship (I know this because you had to write a deployment plan for me), how could you wash my clothes?
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Please share anything you have seen or heard lately that makes you laugh?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Micky Mouse's Underwear
Oh Oh, How about
Homer Simpson and that poor bunny, bzzzzzz at it goes flying into the air. Ha Ha Ha
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